What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
