and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
