but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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