I will die if light touches me.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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