I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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