That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
