I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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