i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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