I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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