How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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