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(972): View more from Texas

Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.

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(850): View more from Florida

You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.

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(703): View more from Virginia

We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups

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(815): View more from Illinois

My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

This place is a maelstrom of dicks.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me

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I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do

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