So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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