after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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