Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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