I have demons in me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i came on her dog
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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