Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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