She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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