seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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