# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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