i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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