Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i think i just lost a toe
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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