Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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