He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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