is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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