i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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