so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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