We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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