fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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