Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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