Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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