Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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