It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Fuck appropriateness.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
