We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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