i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
