It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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