So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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