ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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