Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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