it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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