Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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