I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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