Pappa wants mamma naked
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
How naked do you want me to be?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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