Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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