on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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