Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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