I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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