Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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