How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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