I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
