Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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