i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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