I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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