I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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