just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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