Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
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